Gandhian Philosophy

Gandhiji ne bola hai:
koi tumhe scrap na kare to kuchh nahi,, tum scrap karate raho.
uski atma ek din jaroor jaagegi >>….. rose for
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Keep Scraping Funny Testimonial

keep scraping otherwise
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No Study = No Fail Testimonial

No Study = Fail ………………….. ( I )

Study = No Fail ………………………. ( II )

By Combining ( I ) & ( II ) :

=====> ( No Study + Study ) = ( No Fail + Fail )

By Taking ( Study ) as a common factor in the left hand side
And Taking ( Fail ) as a common factor in the right hand side

=====> Study ( No + 1) = Fail (No + 1 )

By Dividing both sides by ( No + 1)

=====> Study = Fail

SO I ADVISE YOU TO STOP STUDYING

Have Fun Testimonial

I like 3 things………………………

Pizza…************************

Pepsi…****************

& you…*************************

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Pizza to eat…***********

Pepsi to drink…***************

& you to clean the table.
Hahaha… 

Funny Testimonial For Girl Friend

Well there is lot 2 rite abt her. I mean 1024 words is seriously tooo few to describe her (ahaha I know ye ik ghisa pita sa dialogue he) BRIEFLY.isspe to book chap sakte hai woh novel type ki.hehe
ahemm
kheir .
shes a gr8 gal who luvs cofee n chochlates vry much.
firstly innocent an xited most of de times..shez like a kiddo,but yaar capable of being a gud frend, and sometime thinks like an 80yr old granny also.n takes matured decisions.she has a sharp brain but is all messed up.n has a danger mood swing prob..lolzz
gud sense of humour..never minds the crap u do with her
teasing her is like a habit of all of us..hehe
but she neverminds it..being a very gud helpful,frank,n frendly r not the only qualities shes got
da greatest of her qualities is her non-stop bakbak..uff.an da real best thin bout her is shez water clear by heart…and trust me its fun bein wit her and can never afford 2 lose her in life..chal basanti abhi hawa main na uud.lolz
P.S:beware she knows kaalajadu.lolz

Sorry Cant LieTill Z Testimonial

A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excellent
F : u r always First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z…

Funny Jock Testimonial

A
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D
A-AATRACTIVE
B-BEST
C-CUTE
D-DEAR 2 ME
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E-EXCELENT
F-funny
G-GOOD LOOKING
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I- I M
J- JOKING

Funny Be Patient Testimonial

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---ooO--(_)--Ooo— BE PATIENT!!!

Funny Testimonial

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Time Pass Testimonial

Jo……
Ho…. Gaya…..
Wo…. Ho…. Gaya…..
Jo…..
Hona…. Hoga….
Wo…. Hoga….
Aur …..Jo
Nahi… Hona… Hai
Wo…. Nahi…. Hoga….
Kyunki… Jo…
Hona…. Hai…
Wo… To..
Hoga… Hi…. Hoga….
Ab… Dekhna…. Hai….
Ki…. Kya….
Hoga…..?…
Aur….
Kya….Nahi….
Hoga….
Hone…. Ko…. To…
Kuch….. Bhi…..
Hoga….
Yahi…. Sochna…. Hai….
Ki… Kya…
Hoga……?
Aur….. Kya… Hoga….
Agar…
Kuch….. Hoga…. To…..
Theek… Hoga….
Aur….
Nahi…. Hoga….
To…. Bhi…
Theek…. Hoga….
Theek… Hoga… To….
Kis… Kaaran.. Se….
Hoga….
Aur….
Kaaran… Hi….agar…
Theek….Nahi… Hoga…
To…. Kuch..
Kaisey… Theek…. Hoga…..?…
Ab…. Aap…. Batao…. Keh…
Aagey…..
Kya… Hoga?….
Kisi….
Aur….
Ko…
Bhejiega,….
Acchha….
Time…. Pass….Hoga…..

Testimonial Niche Hai

testimonial nichee hai

aur nechee,

aur nechee

aur nechee,

aur nechee,

hey, aur nechee..

aur nechee..

tum ek testimonial ke liye itna nechee tak gir sakte the woh mujhe pata nahin tha…

Syntax Error Testimonial

Syntax Error…

**Unable To Write A Testimonial Inside 1024 Words**

Error Description: Too Many Parameters, Space is too Short to write a testimonial……//

Data redundancy Error: Memory parameters too short to recall all qualities……….//

The BackUp Testimonial Starts…….

#include “nice”
#include “logical”
#include “intelligence”
#include “beauty”
#include “verygoodfriend”

double main(double)

{

double Brilliant;
double logical;
double beautiful;
double very_friendly;
double cute_smile;

int time=1; //in seconds

while(time!=the end)

{

love=all people Sutanwi cares about;
very_friendly=all people Sutanwi knows well;
Brilliant=during special tests;

time++;

}

/* She is bright, cheerful and intelligent… a very friendly pal of mine…. */

return (cute_smile);

}

The BackUp Testimonial Ends…

Program Terminated……

Official Orkut Testimonial

SOFTWARE USED: NONE  
HARDWARE USED: KEYBOARD, A HUMAN BRAIN, & ya hands too
ORKUT:\ RUN.exe_

YOU ARE …….
As innocent as a flower

As sweet as cherry pie

As bright as a firefly

As clever as a musician

As romantic as a red rose

As genuine as a teardrop


 As honest as a young child


As fun as a merry-go-round

As rare as a four leaf clover

As down-to-earth as the ground

As friendly as a butterfly

As precious as passing youth

As valuable as pure truth

—error—-error—
Number of truths: 0
Number of Lies: Many…. TOO MANY LIES .u can’t possibly count them
ORKUT:\ BAD SERVER, NO DONUT FOR YOU

Meaningful Funny Testimonial

Here is your meaningful testimonial… This is a meaningful testimonial as the testimonial is meaningful.. not like those meaningless testimonials such as those with spaces and blanks and nothing of it makes meaning.. however, lucky you.. I’m gonna write for you a meaningful testimonial and not like those meaningless testimonials filled with spaces and has no meaning to it at all.. You wanna know why this testimonial is meaningful? Because it is not an empty testimonial with spaces and only spaces with your name on it along with the date which states the time they actually wasted to press the space bar in order to waste your time by checking it and accepting it just for the sake of more testimonials.. and to refresh your memory on what a meaningful testimonial is, it is a testimonial with meaning in it and not just spaces and only spaces… So, there you go, your meaningful testimonial and i hope you enjoy it to the fullest..

Funny Guy/ Girl Testimonial

Username : (Friends Name)
Password : Niceboy/girl
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Plz wait … Downloading (Friends name)’s profile …
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10%
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30%
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70%
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90% (completed downloading good profile)
Do you want to download bad profile also? Yes
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100%…Downloading completed.
Here it is..
Name : (Friends name)
-*- Cool.
-*- Hardworking.
-*- Approachable.
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-*- Some what intelligent… (But improving fast now..)
-*- Enjoys work.
-*- Serious!.NEVER!!!!!!!!!!
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Finally, he/she is a Very nice guy/gal by nature… & Very Supportive

Friends Vs Best Friends Testimonial

Friends vs. Best Friends
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BEST FRIENDS: Always bring the food.

FRIENDS: Will say “hello”
BEST FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
BEST FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together

FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds’ ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, “I’m home!”

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

Did you get something by this Testimonial?
Oh Dumbo!! You are my best friend!! [:d]

Funny Life Testimonial

Zindagi hai to Khwaab Hai
_Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai
____Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai
__________Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai
_________Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai
_____________Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai
_________________Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai
______________________Vishvas hai to Paisa hai
________________________Paisa hai to Shohrat hai
______________________________Izzat hai to Ladki hai
__________________________Ladki hai to Tension hai
______________________Tension hai to Concern hai
__________________Concern hai to a Khayaal hai
_________________Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai
______________Khawab hai to Growth hai
__________Growth hai to Zindagi hai
______Zindagi hai to khwaab hai
_Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai
dostoon ke liye samay nikalna achchi baat hai.
samjhe.
frnd sirf profile ki shobha badhane ke liye nahi hote.
got it??????????

Funnny Bachelor Testimonial

Ab kya batau aap ko most eligible bachelor hain, mein to kehti hu ladka heera hain heera.
Waise to bahot mehnati hain, aur shaadi hote hi kaam dhanda bhi shuru kar dega. Aur koi kaam karega do dinbhar thodi soyega…..dinbhar sona bhi band kar dega.
Ab aap log hi batayiye, shaadi ke baad koi bhala jua khelta hain kya, bas ek bar shaadi ho jaye, jimmedariyo ka ehsaas ho jayega use aur jua khelna bhi band ho jayega
Waise to dil ka bahot achha hain lekin sharab pike koi hosh mein rehta hain kya, bas shaadi ho jaye sharab pina aur gaali galouch karna bhi band kar dega.
Aur shaadi ke baad koi pagal hi kothe par jayega. Bas shaadi hojaye waha jaana bhi dheere dheere band ho jayega.
Aisa ladka roz roz kaha milta hain…to ladkiyo ke liye special message hain zara jaldi karna warna late ho jayega…..kahi ladka tumhare haath se nikal na jaye…..

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Blood Test Testimonial

Conducting a blood test on u….
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RESULT:

Sorry u hav been diagnosed to be having HIV POSITIVE…
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H= HONEY
I= IN
V= VAINS
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YOU are full of Honey, No Wonder u r so sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttt!!!!!!!!