Testimonials for Orkut

Funny Jock Testimonial

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A-AATRACTIVE
B-BEST
C-CUTE
D-DEAR 2 ME
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F-funny
G-GOOD LOOKING
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H- HA HA HA
I- I M
J- JOKING

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Time Pass Testimonial

Jo……
Ho…. Gaya…..
Wo…. Ho…. Gaya…..
Jo…..
Hona…. Hoga….
Wo…. Hoga….
Aur …..Jo
Nahi… Hona… Hai
Wo…. Nahi…. Hoga….
Kyunki… Jo…
Hona…. Hai…
Wo… To..
Hoga… Hi…. Hoga….
Ab… Dekhna…. Hai….
Ki…. Kya….
Hoga…..?…
Aur….
Kya….Nahi….
Hoga….
Hone…. Ko…. To…
Kuch….. Bhi…..
Hoga….
Yahi…. Sochna…. Hai….
Ki… Kya…
Hoga……?
Aur….. Kya… Hoga….
Agar…
Kuch….. Hoga…. To…..
Theek… Hoga….
Aur….
Nahi…. Hoga….
To…. Bhi…
Theek…. Hoga….
Theek… Hoga… To….
Kis… Kaaran.. Se….
Hoga….
Aur….
Kaaran… Hi….agar…
Theek….Nahi… Hoga…
To…. Kuch..
Kaisey… Theek…. Hoga…..?…
Ab…. Aap…. Batao…. Keh…
Aagey…..
Kya… Hoga?….
Kisi….
Aur….
Ko…
Bhejiega,….
Acchha….
Time…. Pass….Hoga…..

Testimonial Niche Hai

testimonial nichee hai

aur nechee,

aur nechee

aur nechee,

aur nechee,

hey, aur nechee..

aur nechee..

tum ek testimonial ke liye itna nechee tak gir sakte the woh mujhe pata nahin tha…

Syntax Error Testimonial

Syntax Error…

**Unable To Write A Testimonial Inside 1024 Words**

Error Description: Too Many Parameters, Space is too Short to write a testimonial……//

Data redundancy Error: Memory parameters too short to recall all qualities……….//

The BackUp Testimonial Starts…….

#include “nice”
#include “logical”
#include “intelligence”
#include “beauty”
#include “verygoodfriend”

double main(double)

{

double Brilliant;
double logical;
double beautiful;
double very_friendly;
double cute_smile;

int time=1; //in seconds

while(time!=the end)

{

love=all people Sutanwi cares about;
very_friendly=all people Sutanwi knows well;
Brilliant=during special tests;

time++;

}

/* She is bright, cheerful and intelligent… a very friendly pal of mine…. */

return (cute_smile);

}

The BackUp Testimonial Ends…

Program Terminated……

Official Orkut Testimonial

SOFTWARE USED: NONE
HARDWARE USED: KEYBOARD, A HUMAN BRAIN, & ya hands too
ORKUT:\ RUN.exe_

YOU ARE …….
As innocent as a flower

As sweet as cherry pie

As bright as a firefly

As clever as a musician

As romantic as a red rose

As genuine as a teardrop

As honest as a young child

As fun as a merry-go-round

As rare as a four leaf clover

As down-to-earth as the ground

As friendly as a butterfly

As precious as passing youth

As valuable as pure truth

—error—-error—
Number of truths: 0
Number of Lies: Many…. TOO MANY LIES .u can’t possibly count them
ORKUT:\ BAD SERVER, NO DONUT FOR YOU

Meaningful Funny Testimonial

Here is your meaningful testimonial… This is a meaningful testimonial as the testimonial is meaningful.. not like those meaningless testimonials such as those with spaces and blanks and nothing of it makes meaning.. however, lucky you.. I’m gonna write for you a meaningful testimonial and not like those meaningless testimonials filled with spaces and has no meaning to it at all.. You wanna know why this testimonial is meaningful? Because it is not an empty testimonial with spaces and only spaces with your name on it along with the date which states the time they actually wasted to press the space bar in order to waste your time by checking it and accepting it just for the sake of more testimonials.. and to refresh your memory on what a meaningful testimonial is, it is a testimonial with meaning in it and not just spaces and only spaces… So, there you go, your meaningful testimonial and i hope you enjoy it to the fullest..

Funny Guy/ Girl Testimonial

Username : (Friends Name)
Password : Niceboy/girl
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Plz wait … Downloading (Friends name)’s profile …
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10%
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30%
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70%
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90% (completed downloading good profile)
Do you want to download bad profile also? Yes
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100%…Downloading completed.
Here it is..
Name : (Friends name)
-*- Cool.
-*- Hardworking.
-*- Approachable.
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-*- Some what intelligent… (But improving fast now..)
-*- Enjoys work.
-*- Serious!.NEVER!!!!!!!!!!
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Finally, he/she is a Very nice guy/gal by nature… & Very Supportive

Friends Vs Best Friends Testimonial

Friends vs. Best Friends
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BEST FRIENDS: Always bring the food.

FRIENDS: Will say “hello”
BEST FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
BEST FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together

FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds’ ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, “I’m home!”

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

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Oh Dumbo!! You are my best friend!! [:d]